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Kew Klunkers
I had told the PR person for the Kew Gardens Festival of Cinema that I wasn't going to review two of the films because they were so bad I didn't want to say anything, but I have been specifically telling people to avoid them so after a month I find I really need to warn you not to see them, more so after one of them won the Audience Award for Best Feature (the audience had to be stacked with family). While I'm splitting the difference and posting the reviews after the festival, I am hopeful that getting the word out at this late date will save the world at large from cinematic pain and misery.
BETWEEN NEIGHBORHOODS
This film is unlikely to play anywhere except in Queens New York. A micro specific look at Flushing Meadows-Corona Park and how it is a microcosm of society, the film is less a film than a split screen slide or PowerPoint lecture about the area.
Yes the film has two images or images and text on screen the whole time. Its trying wring meaning out of the style and documentary lecture style but it bores and after about five minutes your eyes glaze over as the bold and daring experimental or avant garde take becomes a bad high school lesson.
SUSHI TUSHI OR HOW ASIA BUTTED INTO AMERICAN PRO FOOTBALL
One of the worst comedies of the decade has a desperate football team hiring sumo wrestlers to play on their offensive line.
Suffering from deficiencies on every level (bad cast, bad script) the film is DOA. If you need proof look at the altered visual style the film takes during the football games. clearly using green screen and overlays on the images. Its a desperate attempt to hide that the filmmakers went no where near a football field. Its a failed ploy to trick us into thinking they were clever, but it just looks awful.
The most awful thing of all is the complete lack of understanding of the rules of football and how the pro game works. The fact that the film doesn't understand the game it is about is going to piss off the only potential audience for the the film, drunken football fans. The mishandling of the game is so bad that anyone watching it will turn the film off ten minutes in.
Hands down one of the worst films I've seen in the last decade or two. Its so bad that even MST3K or RiffTrax couldn't improve it since it keeps shooting itself in the foot and you are dumbstruck by its awfulness.
Avoid this film at all costs
(Full disclosure SUSHI TUSHI won the audience award at Kew Gardens for Best Feature Film.)
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